Happy Fifth Birthday, Blog. / March 8, 2017 by LoLC

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Hey, thanks for sticking around, everyone! Big ideas for the year ahead.

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Facts that can be gleaned about my preschool self from a plate I made thirty-one years ago this month:

1. I acknowledged the existence of my older brother,

2. I was hyper-attuned to navels and nostrils, and

3. My grasp of human anatomy was otherwise tenuous at best.

All these years later, two out of three are still true!

Happy birthday, mybrother.

Thanks for the endless fodder, and I'm glad you actually have extremities and a neck.

2012: My mom attempts her first text message. I am too baffled to respond.

A year passes.

2013: My mom tries to tell a cousin: "We are here." Instead, this happens.

2014: ?

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Maybe this will be the year you finally figure it out.

Though the part of me that loves laughing hysterically kind of hopes you never do.

(IMPORTANT UPDATE HERE)

Happy Birthday! to my dear and devoted friend Becky, who has been putting up with my nonsense since kindergarten.