These cards have now joined the "Let's Be Honest" stationery line. You're welcome.
holidays
Population Control, Cleverly Disguised /
HAPPY 2013.
How to Force the "Santa" Issue /
Happy Holidays!
(belatedly)
Here's hoping they were full of wretched excess.
Holiday Cheer /
Warm Homecomings /
And was he surprised? Why yes, yes he was.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
may your pies be bountiful and cooked to perfection
The Secret Joy of Canned Goods /
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
(update: read the relevant childhood journal entry here)