Oh, mom.
literally thought a stranger's toddler had been sending me gibberish texts for past 2 days. turns out, my mom got a new phone. #truestory
— League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) December 18, 2013writing
SMS vs. MOM /
2012: My mom attempts her first text message. I am too baffled to respond.
A year passes.
2013: My mom tries to tell a cousin: "We are here." Instead, this happens.
2014: ?
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Happy birthday, Mumsy!
Maybe this will be the year you finally figure it out.
Though the part of me that loves laughing hysterically kind of hopes you never do.
(IMPORTANT UPDATE HERE)
Public Service Announcement /
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The World Internet Program /
Spam's annoying, sure. But there's something sort of heartening about living in a world where somebody, somewhere, could still believe that using the Internet daily--both indoors AND in the office--is an effort worth six million dollars.
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TV Executives Make Poor Choices /
anyone interested in collaborating on a spec script, lemme know.
In Sum /
When I was eight years old, my family lived in rural Italy for a year.
An entire YEAR.
My mom's journal must've been over 1,000 pages by the end.
According to mine, though, only three things happened.
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(People of the Future: We Called These "Envelopes") /
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