Too Legit to Quit / April 1, 2015 by LoLC

If you arrived on this page after being handed the above by a total stranger:
congratulations--you just met one of my parents.

And welcome to the League, where business cards ordered ironically and meant to stay on one's desk as a self-taunting reminder of one's peculiar life choices occasionally get distributed by one's progenitors to hapless passersby.

Anyway, thanks for playing along. If eclectic posts at unpredictable intervals are your thing, you're totally in the right place.

Holiday Magic / December 25, 2014 by LoLC

Somewhat disheartened by pie, I decided to surprise the gathered masses with a new dessert on this festive occasion. I settled on a "Magic Chocolate Flan Cake," because I once saw one made on TV and HECK. YEAH.

Turns out, flan is not my strong suit.

So that was my day.

Merry Christmas, Folks.

The Annual Pie Fiasco / November 27, 2014 by LoLC

There is a slight chance that I misjudged the appropriate volume of apples this year.

But whatever.

Thank you, cousins, for your heroic stifling of hysterics. And a Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Paths Not Taken / July 10, 2014 by LoLC

Recently, I found my accordion file of ideas for what to do after graduating from college. Apparently I had a lot of them.

There were some real treasures in there. Including, in the "Acronyms" pocket, my initial application to be a Special Agent with the Secret Service (USSS).

I never pursued that one.

(...or did I?)

But the true scope of my youthful planning is evidenced by the last pocket. Which was, needless to say, conspicuously empty.

The growing repertoire of "career" fiascos can be seen here.

There, we fixed it. / March 16, 2014 by LoLC

How did the School Committee of the high school where my archery class is held choose to address recent complaints that the knight mascot was "too violent"?