Public Confessions

I'm sure you've all been wondering, so let me set the record straight:

the remarkable athletic accomplishments, 

 grueling training schedule 

and inexorable stamina 

with which I continually awe the world?

I'm proud to say that those are pure, unadulterated me.

I swear.

thank you, #Lance, for perpetuating my conviction that the only thing standing between me and raging success is a strong moral backbone.

— League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) January 18, 2013