It's Only a Matter of Time

Powerade Sports Drink Flavor or Winter Weather Event?

1. Mountain Blast
2. Green Squall
3. Jagged Ice
4. Infrared Freeze
5. Mixed Berry
6. Energy Punch
7. Snow Storm
8. Ice Storm
9. Arctic Shatter
10. Polar Vortex

Drink: 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 9 
Weather: 10
Both: 3, 7, 8

My Search for an Archery Glove Is Taking Me to Some Scary Places

Bow Hunting Brand or Death Metal Band?

1. HellRazor
2. Hellhammer
3. Heart Attack
4. Atrocity
5. Mayhem
6. Bloodline
7. Bloodbath
8. Armageddon
9. Bone Collector
10. Grave Digger
11. Bestial Warlust
12. Impaled          
13. Killing Addiction
14. Animosity          
15. Rage
16. Hate   
17. Deadlock 
18. The Berserker
19. Grim Reaper
20. Carcass      
21. Devastator
22. Patriot Jr.

Bow Hunting: 1, 3, 6, 9, 10, 15, 19, 21, 22
Death Metal: 2, 4, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 18, 20
Both: 5, 17

 

Worrisome Small Print

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QUIZ

This caution refers to which of the following products?

A. shampoo

B. bug repellent

C. sunscreen

D. bubble bath

My Apologies, Googlers.

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