Happy New Year, People.
Other years summed up here.
animals
Crazy S*** I Do for My Cats: Spondylosis /
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For Posterity /
I received a number of requests for poster versions of "Summer 2014." They are now available from the League Store, here. Please be advised that because I'm the one who drew it, the aspect ratio is not at all normal. Sorry about that. Despite the unusual shape, Zazzle still offers a choice of sizes and paper types, so at least you're covered on that front.
Summer 2014 /
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I think we can all agree that this has been a particularly rough stretch of time for our planet.
It's easy to feel overwhelmed.
These seven seconds help.
By popular demand, the above drawing is now available as a poster from the League Store.
Paths Not Taken /
Recently, I found my accordion file of ideas for what to do after graduating from college. Apparently I had a lot of them.
There were some real treasures in there. Including, in the "Acronyms" pocket, my initial application to be a Special Agent with the Secret Service (USSS).
I never pursued that one.
(...or did I?)
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But the true scope of my youthful planning is evidenced by the last pocket. Which was, needless to say, conspicuously empty.
One-Track Mind /
Remember The Anti-Coloring Book®? A "draw-from-your-imagination" collection of open-ended prompts designed to spark the boundless creativity of children?
Yeah, well, I found my old copy. See if you can spot a theme.
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Full-Contact Sloth /
Proving once and for all that I take napping to a whole new extreme, I have somehow managed to sustain a nerve injury most common to football players, car accident victims, and recently-birthed babies...by sleeping.
Because of course.
Though about as lost cause-y as it gets, this development is not great news for my League productivity (ironically?). Site repairs are on hold, and new posts may come even fewer and farther between than usual--but once I no longer have shooting pains down my arm I totally intend to make up for lost time. (Which there's been a lot of lately. Sorry about that.)
Anyway. Thanks for sticking with this crazy experiment of a blog through all its recent tribulations. To reward your patience, here's where all references to sloth should really lead:
