While I Continue to Catch My Breath

Still reeling in horror from recent events, but the 140-characters-or-less medium has proven a less daunting one to tackle.

Area grocery stores have been cleared of butter, in case anybody was wondering how Americans plan to make it through Thanksgiving this year.

— League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) November 22, 2016

Happy caloric escapism to all!