Noncommittal Acknowledgment Through Statement of Facts /
Send these greetings year-round with cards from the League Store.
Note to Self /
Write what you know: 11-year-old boy edition /
I kid you not, people. /
Oh, mom.
literally thought a stranger's toddler had been sending me gibberish texts for past 2 days. turns out, my mom got a new phone. #truestory
— League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) December 18, 2013
SMS vs. MOM /
2012: My mom attempts her first text message. I am too baffled to respond.
A year passes.
2013: My mom tries to tell a cousin: "We are here." Instead, this happens.
2014: ?
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Happy birthday, Mumsy!
Maybe this will be the year you finally figure it out.
Though the part of me that loves laughing hysterically kind of hopes you never do.
(IMPORTANT UPDATE HERE)
Complimentary /
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