Public Confessions by LoLC

I'm sure you've all been wondering, so let me set the record straight:

the remarkable athletic accomplishments

 grueling training schedule 

and inexorable stamina 

with which I continually awe the world?

I'm proud to say that those are pure, unadulterated me.

I swear.

The Pre-Blog Era by LoLC

Look how quaint! A paper journal! 

That I kept at the age of eight! 

To document my mishaps-thus-far!

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 It keeps going, but I'll spare you.

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In other news, thanks for bearing with me through my technology debacle

I hope to be back at the drawing board--literally--by the weekend.