I'm sure you've all been wondering, so let me set the record straight:
the remarkable athletic accomplishments,
with which I continually awe the world?
I'm proud to say that those are pure, unadulterated me.
I swear.
thank you, #Lance, for perpetuating my conviction that the only thing standing between me and raging success is a strong moral backbone.
— League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) January 18, 2013ALERT! ALERT!
Apparently I overthought the wording of my last post and went with the wrong choice.
It's now been corrected.
You may all stop clenching your jaws.
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(belatedly)
Here's hoping they were full of wretched excess.
Look how quaint! A paper journal!
That I kept at the age of eight!
To document my mishaps-thus-far!
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It keeps going, but I'll spare you.
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In other news, thanks for bearing with me through my technology debacle.
I hope to be back at the drawing board--literally--by the weekend.
Coincidentally, an apt metaphor for just about every aspect of my life.
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